Run the Line -- A Carly Shannon Story

  

    

Run the Line

A Carly Shannon story 

By Jenny Iroh 

Sixteen days and eight hours ago I was in bed with the two most beautiful rednecks you’ve ever seen in your life.

Braden and Kyle. Holy goddess. I’m not sure where you’re from, but in the shit-ass burg they call Florida, the size of a man’s belt buckle appears directly proportionate to the size of his dick.

As an Unseelie princess, I’m pretty much the authority on the size of dicks.

In fact, 16 years ago, I was fucking my way through the entire sidhe, and all the domains beholden to our sidhe.

No, you fucking asscake, it’s not sid-heee, it she. She.

Sidhe is pronounced she.

Because, Gaelic.

The Unbinding -- out May

 

Preorders are LIVE for The Unbinding... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2WJNFV

But before you dive back in, check the short story tab for a Carly Shannon tale. (I wrote it for the last book signing and totally forgot to post it here. My bad. Better late than never!)

Book Signing Nov. 26

 

Come see me Noon-2 p.m. Saturday, Nov. 26, at the Family Book Shop in DeLand. 

I'll do reading at 12:30 and 1:30. 

The cover model will be there for a meet and greet. 

Light refreshments will be served, and I heard a rumor that I'm bringing adult beverages. (I started the rumor! Yay!) 

Come buy your copies of Halfway Inhuman, and it's brand new sequel Halfway to Hell! 

Go like The Family Book Shop on Facebook to get a $5 coupon for Black Friday and Small Business Saturday! 

Halfway To Hell -- preorder date Oct 15, 2022

 

HALFWAY TO HELL IS ALMOST HERE! 

To celebrate the anniversary of Halfway Inhuman, the sequel to the Natalie Gray story will be available for pre-order on Oct. 15. (You guys! Can you believe it's been a year?!) 

SAVE THE DATE! 

And hey, while you're here, why don't you catch up on the Halfway universe? 

Read the Short Story "When Demons Dream" featuring the complexity of Natalie and Xavier's relationship. 

Check out the prologue and first three chapters FOR FREE. 

In fact, Oct. 4-8 read the entire first book FOR FREE on Kindle. 

Then come back and read the DELETED SCENE I just posted. 

There's so much to do! So get to it! 

Meet me back here on Oct. 15 for the pre-release of Halfway to Hell! 

Halfway Inhuman DELETED CHAPTER 34

 

In final editing, the last two chapters, 33 and 34 were deleted from Halfway Inhuman. To celebrate its sequel "Halfway To Hell" I'm releasing them here... SQUEEEE! I hope you enjoyed this little behind-the-curtain peek. 

Be sure to read the Natalie and Xavier short story "When Demons Dream" before you pre-order Halfway to Hell on Amazon! 

 

Chapter 34

 

 

It was Saturday, first weekend in August, and I was in my hammock, a closed book on my chest. I was staring at the sky and not really thinking about anything. 

Wiki popped up at my arm from out of nowhere.

“Boo!” she yelled.

I startled so hard I fell off the hammock.

Exterminate This! My Boyfiend is a Vampire is OUT! Get your sample chapters here (EEP!)

Hi Friends!

My new book, Exterminate This! My Boyfiend is a Vampire, is OUT! On Amazon! w00t!

I'M SO EXCITED! 

To celebrate I have some chapter previews! 

Chapter 1 

Chapter 2 

Chapter 3

AND a deleted scene (the prologue) here

When you're done reading the book, go get the new Gregory-Jane and Karl short story Ashes and Sex Swings -- if you know the couple, you know that title makes absolute sense. Be warned, the story is a little spicier than the book. 

It's free on Kindle Unlimited, and $12.99 for a paperback. 

You can also order signed copies from me on PayPal, comes out to be $17 (book, plus shipping). Click here, or email JennyIroh21@gmail.com for details. 

Hugs! 

Jenny

Ashes and sex swings - A Karl and Gregory-Jane story (READ AFTER EXTERMINATE THIS!)

JennyIroh21@gmail.com **Facebook  **  Instagram ** ** Chapters 1-3 of Exterminate This!

 Exterminate This! on Amazon 

EIGHTEEN AND UP CONTENT WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES SUCH AS SEX, FETISHISM AND STRONG LANGAUGE

“When our time is done, there’s nothing left on this earth I want to do save walk into the sun with your ashes so that I can spend eternity dancing in the wind with you.”- Karl

“Was it bigger than mine?” – Also, Karl

 

 

Signed Copies and special editions

 Purchase signed copies for $17 per copy. 

Includes shipping if in the continental U.S. 

Be sure to indicate which book you are purchasing. 

Exterminate This! My Boyfiend is a vampire will be out April 17, 2022. 

Outside of Continental U.S. Email JennyIroh21@gmail.com for shipping and handling costs. 

Exterminate This! My Boyfiend is a Vampire -- Book blurb

Exterminate This!

My Boyfiend is a Vampire

Tag line

She plays into the vampires’ webs, as he falls into hers.

Book blurb

Gregory-Jane O’Connor dreams of being normal. But she’s a talented human with a strange name, a strange twin brother, a bizarre pet, and an incapacitating psychic power. Greg hears things other people can’t. Things that are not normal. Karl, a flip-flop wearing vampire with hair that belongs on a shampoo commercial, is also anything but normal, and he can’t stay away from Greg. While Karl gently woos Greg with long walks on the beach, the darkness of his world crashes down around them.  

Vampires don’t date.

Vampires collect psychically talented humans as pets and home décor. Karl’s involvement with her puts Gregory-Jane on the night world’s radar. Greg and her twin brother are captured by a fae headhunter and set to be auctioned at a vampire gala. Can Karl save her before she’s sold, body and blood, to another?

Can Gregory-Jane find a new normal with a monster?

When Demons Dream - A Natalie and Xavier Story

EIGHTEEN AND UP CONTENT WARNING: THIS STORY CONTAINS MATURE THEMES SUCH AS SEX, FETISHISM AND STRONG LANGAUGE

Facebook  **  Instagram ** JennyIroh.com ** Chapters 1-3 ** JennyIroh21@gmail.com

Halfway Inhuman on Amazon

When Demons Dream 

SPOILERS -- DELETED CHAPTER - Prologue for 'Exterminate This!' Book 1 of "My BoyFiend is a Vampire"

 YAAAASSS! I'm far enough in editing that I can give you a prologue to my next book, due in April 2022 "Exterminate This!" (Book 1 of My BoyFiend is a Vampire)

Read the Prologue -- deleted chapter

Meet Gregory-Jane - she's got the shittiest psychic power on the planet.

I'm still looking for one or two more Beta readers, so hit me up if you'd like to read an un-proofed draft!

Email JennyIroh21@gmail.com